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I have a roommate, my girlfriends cousin. She thinks shes funny. While i was shopping yesterday, her boyfriend dropped her off and she drove off with my truck using the extra set of keys. When i came out, i couldnt find my truck. I called home and told the girlfriend that the truck isnt where i parked it, then asked her if she was being a smartass and moved it. I went back inside the store and sat down at Subway to call the cops, waited for store security, and had a soda. The cops come and take a report, security doesnt do anything, i sit down to finish my soda and get a refill. Im pissed by now.

Since i live around the block from the store, i proceeded to get the groceries home before the cold stuff got warm. I walked out the door, and the truck was sitting right where i left it. WTF? I called the cops, they came out and i went through the truck and nothing was missing. When i drove home, the roommate and her boyfriend asked me if the truck was missing. Smartasses.

Now, my girlfriends cousin is a tad on the paranoid side. She thinks all strange men are out to do bad things to her, she absolutely freaks out while going through a lower middle class neighborhood at night, etc. Lets see how she likes this



Shes probably going to come home crying tomorrow, thinking people wanted to kill her. Excellent!

Awesome. Be sure to let us know how it turned out.

I think a much larger prank needs to be played to equal what she pulled on you...

Ollie (K6JYB) wrote:I think a much larger prank needs to be played to equal what she pulled on you...

Well, im not done yet. Tomorrow morning some lotion goes on her windshield wiper blades for when she wipes off the morning dew. The next day im going to tie about 10 empty soup cans to the rear of her car, and tuck them under. Im going to rubberband all the cans to the muffler, so when she leaves the neighborhood and the muffler heats up and melts the rubberbands, the cans will drop and drag. She should be on the main road by then Last, but not least, im going to remove the needles from her valve stems so her tires go flat, and put the caps back on. When she drags my compressor out to her car in the morning to pump up the tires, the air will keep coming out.

I think after all of that is done, we will be even. BTW, she hasnt returned from work and school yet. Im awaiting her arrival. If she didnt see the notes, im going to leave them on there!

Bad, just bad

I like it. Keep us posted.

I know it's been said elsewhere but, note to self... don't "F" with big dave!!

BlueFJ wrote:I know it's been said elsewhere but, note to self... don't "F" with big dave!!

Im just trying to have a little fun, get a little revenge, and be safe while doing it. Cutting brake lines is out of the question

I know, just I little humor (very little) at yer expense!