Officer: How we doin' tonight?
Me: Uh, good. Just working late tonight.
Officer: Working? What are you doing?
Me: I do night patrol for my company, looking for outages on signs and lights. Why did you pull me over?
Officer: Well, this area has a reputation for various criminal activities.
Me: So you've pulled me over, not for anything I've done, but because of this area's reputation?
Officer: No, I pulled you over for suspicious activity. Drivers license and registration, please.
Me: (Handing over my papers.) I'm sorry but I'm having a real hard time understand why you pulled me over. You do see what I'm driving here right? This is a very conspicuous company work vehicle with big signs on the sides. And its obvious that there's a lot of police patrolling the area. If I were doing something wrong, do you really think I'd be hanging around here?
Officer: You wouldn't be the first person doing something under the guise of working.
Me: Uh, no. I wouldn't be that kind of person at all. Look, this is what's going on here. I am a law-abiding citizen driving down a public road, minding my own business, not doing anything wrong. I shouldn't have explain my lawful business to an officer just because an area may or may not have a reputation! That's hearsay. That's you opinion, it doesn't mean anything. Now its perfectly clear to me that you had absolutely no probable cause or reasonable suspicion to pull me over tonight.
Officer: Have a good night, Mr Graham. (Hands me back my license and walks away.)



